
The Proust Questionnaire is believed to reveal an individual’s true nature. We have asked 2011 Festival authors 17 questions inspired by the questionnaire in an attempt to uncover who they are…
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A day full of minor happy moments: toast for breakfast, winning a wager, a nice glass of bourbon, a nice dinner, seeing friends, reading a good chapter of a book, cycling on a summer night. Lately, I have been perfectly happy except for my gambling.
What does your ideal day look like?
My ideal day would include doing some work so I don’t feel lazy, some internet dawdling.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Right now, it’s gadgetry. I have three laptops. Two years ago, it was a racehorse.
What possession would you be heartbroken if you lost?
I can’t think of anything. I try not to own anything that I’d be afraid to lose.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d probably be taller. More realistically, I’d like to be more fearless in life and my work.
What childhood fear has followed you into adulthood?
I find the idea of touching a live fish terrifying. I still haven’t overcome that.
Do you take comfort in darkness or light?
Darkness. I generally wake up between ten and 11 in the morning. When I need to be awake any earlier, the day feels endless.
Do you remember your dreams?
Mostly I don’t. I have a pet peeve about people relating their dreams. That could be because my dream life is remarkably quotidian: the other day I dreamed I had to wash dirty dishes in six sinks all over a gigantic house. I didn’t really need to wash the dishes, but still felt the urge to do so. Oh shit, now I just told you about a dream… I have become what I hate!
How do you collect snippets of observations and ideas that come to you unexpectedly
I have a draft e-mail in Gmail account that I type random ideas for stories and articles in in point form. I hope that e-mail never gets out!
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